It's Official- We're Excellent
How are you? I hope you're excellent too, because we've received some good news. Well, yes, our Umbra Birdie Hooks are flying off the shelves (that's why they come with mounting hardware), but that's not we're announcing (but thanks for asking)! You might consider picking up a set, they come three to a nest and are the most well behaved pets you'll ever have. Plus, they're magnetic. I'm told that has healing properties; magnetic birds. Anway, why did we call this press conference? Sorry, I got distracted by these cute birds that live in the wall... oh, yeah, good news!
We're proud to announce our STELLA Service Seal! Get it, like Stellar service? Hey, we didn't write that one, they're actually called that. The seal is given to those online retailers that provide excellent customer service. It's not one of those Facebook awards that you win by popular vote, this is something we've really worked towards.